Life Aboard


Living aboard The Pig has offered an array of opportunities, as well as some unexpected difficulties that are not normally thought of as difficulties in our home back on the beach. The positives are we have the capability to awake to a different back yard each morning, and see a different angle of the sunset each night. If our neighbors are too loud it shouldn’t be a problem, we’ll move. If it’s not warm enough that’s not a problem either. All we have to do is castoff our bow lines and cruise somewhere else more suitable.
After Anna and I decided to do the Great Loop the boat was moved to Kentucky. Upon our arrival in Kentucky we found our oversized weekend boat with plenty of storage had shrunk!  Cabinets and storage lockers that had been more than ample suddenly seemed smaller, and we had a lot more gear to store.  Being a wise captain I delegated to my crew to make a plan. The crew, (Anna) got right to work on that.  This is how we started.
Personal Clothing Items
In the perfect world my plan is to always cruise someplace where shorts and tee shirts are the uniform of the day. At least a locale that never see’s temperatures lower than 65° could become acceptable. Maybe it’s a pipe dream. We had to asked ourselves what we really need aboard to enjoy life as we had ashore. The answer was a little different for each of us.  In my case, did I really need six sweatshirts and why does one woman really need all those shoes? Our solution was to divvy up the drawers and lockers space equally. It was then agreed each of us could use the space as we wished. Organization is good. I found that I didn’t have six sweatshirts on board. It was nine. Most have gone on to good homes. Our organization was successful. We now have organized drawers and hanging lockers in a way more serviceable to us as live aboards. We even found storage for that old upright Hoover in some of Anna’s space.
Computer and Internet Service
In the past just being weekenders, our laptops were used on any flat surface found.  This was OK for a day or two, but this computer clutter wasn’t going to work for the long haul. As captain I again made another command decision that went to the crew, a spot for our computers was needed, and it shall be the Vee Berth! However as I was told later by my mutinous crew, the Vee Berth needed organizing anyway. Either way its great being captain, now my crew and I sit at the desk in our new ships office, each manning his/her own computer.
For Wi-Fi we’ll start off using the hotspot on my sprint phone, for a dollar a day it’s a good value. Although it can be slow, over time I suspect it will speed up when we don’t have anything to compair it to. The Admiral has decided for now to retain her ATT plan feeling that two separate phone plans may be the best for our total connectivity, I told you she work good with a plan. We also have looked into a booster antenna for our cell phones but for now the additional expense just isn’t worth it.
Paying Bills
This plan shall remain the same as at home using our bank’s internet bill paying option. We use it at home with success, so being on the boat should be no different; with the one exception. We may have to queue up our payments earlier in the month since the internet can always be elusive at times. We still have not resolved the amount of cash we need aboard and when we do, you still won’t know what was decided, there has to be some secrets.
Medications Prescription, First Aid Kit, and OTC
We both take a few prescriptions so Express Scripts is our choice since we can get several months at a time. We have two first aid kits on the boat. One is up on the sun deck and ones in the master. It’s the OTC meds that have fallen between the cracks. We hadn’t given the OTC meds a single thought. It took Anna getting sick while at home to highlight this short coming. So yes, we will have full complement of OTC meds. And sinus pills will be at the top of the page.
Mail
This is still up in the air.  Presently it looks as though Brooke one of Anna’s daughters will forward her mail, and Alicia my oldest will forward mine, but to where? We will let you know how this works out.
Boat Jobs
Being retired we still have to use the “job” word, but never alarm clock! Aboard the Pig our daily work activities are divided up into three specialties, there are Captain Jobs, Crew Jobs, and Admiral Jobs. You notice I didn’t say divided evenly.
Captain Jobs: Ultimately all jobs falls onto the captain's shoulders since he is responsible for the well being of the boat. But there are some essential duties that require his personal attention daily.
·       Navigation, the captain should at all times have a vague idea where we are, and some sort of idea about getting where we want to go, and finally when we maybe might drop anchor. Once the captain has a plan he will pass this tentative plan to the crew. Doing this it will eliminate the crew’s stress level by kind of knowing the captain’s plan before the departure. The captain shall always consult with the electronic Genius on all navigations before any departure. All crew shall cheerfully assist the captain in his duties upon request. 

·       Boat Maintenance: The best description of this duty is if it is mechanical or, if it ticks, pumps, or sucks, or in any other fashion has moving parts, it becomes the captain’s job. Being able to weld using 2 AA batteries, a paper clip and a quarter shall not be a requirement of the captain. Although he shall have MacGyver listed in his cell phone for such an emergency. 

·       Driving the boat: you would think this would be at the top of the list, but any crew member may drive the boat. But it will be the captains responsibility should they have a brain fart and something bad happens i.e., running aground, being swamped by a barge, finding and hitting another boat, off-course, all docking mishaps, running out of limes,…or anything else deemed by the Admiral or crew.  

·      Bartender: This is the captain’s most important job of the day and shall be performed before sunset each day. The captain shall make and deliver to the Admiral her first evening libation on the sun deck, after that there shall be no other duties of the captain.

Crew Jobs: can be numerous if it’s not specifically listed it must be a crew job, listed are the most obvious.
·         Cleaning the boat exterior, will be done daily with an attempt to remove all spider dots. Cleaning shall not take more than 30 minutes at any time. 

·         Interior cleaning ongoing daily 

·         Line handling, docking and locking 

·         Trash removal daily if we are at a marina 

·         Provisions: shall be done jointly between the captain and crew. At no time shall the admiral be involved in boat provisioning 

·         Cooking will be the responsibility of one crew member at a time, due to galley size. If you didn’t cook, you clean dishes. All cooking outside the galley area shall be done by the captain and shall not be considered cooking under the cooking/cleaning rule.
Admiral Jobs:
·         The only duty of the admiral is to be on the sun deck before sunset to receive her evening libation from the captain. Before and after that she reverts to crew status. It was brought to my attention last week that the admiral has been doing the evening libations. I must admit this is a trueism, but she makes such a good rum & coke. However she is only doing this chore because I'm doing some boating chores.