Things I know

This page will be things I know to be true. Please don't ask why I know these things.
  • If you leave the Q-Tips by an open hatch with 90% humidity, they stop being Q-tips.
  • No matter how nice it is, it will break.
  • Gas is usually cheaper at the next marina.
  • Head issues, will always be in direct proportion to the number of guests on board.
  • I am not as smart as Garmin.
  • It will stop raining as soon as you roll down the isinglass.
  • Anna is normally right. Anna is always right.
  • Our holding tank is never big enough.
  • The larger the steaks, the better chance you're out of propane.
  • If you bump the bottom with any speed, chance of mud is only 5%.
  • Leaving your bike unlocked, means it's may not be your bike any more.
  • Larger the boat the more spiders you'll have.
  • Milk is fresh for only one day.
  • Your nav/lights will not always work when the water patrol is behind you.
  • Just as the last item comes aboard, still one more item is needed.
  • Friends always make boating more fun.
  • Dry counties suck! Please at least come into the 1960's.
  • Always talk slowly, but think quickly.
  • New Garmin Radar; thanks again David.
  • When did $4.05 gas become a bargin? 
  • Kentucky slang,,,,booodafulldae....translation,..beautiful day
  • Kentucky slang....yaawonsomgaaas?....translation...you need some gas?
  • Saturday boating with locals sucks bigtime.
  • More than 8 hours at the helm and the fun meter is headin' for zero
  • Saturday boating is for locals, you just can't say it enough
  • I heard my first official, "I'll tell yuw whot" August 12 in Clifton, TN
  • There were two sayings that we heard on a country radio station in Alabama. We were only listening to a country station because that's all the have there. The first was concerning speed of an item....Faster than green grass through a goose. The second was concerning ugly....so ugly they could scare a buzzard off a bucket of guts. Now both of these are trueisms, there is no way I could make this stuff up.
  • I love cat’s, I just can’t eat a whole one by myself.
  • Piggy's can run fast

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