Musings of the Crew


Most of the entries so far in our blog come from the perspective of the Captain, the true boater.  It just seemed right that I, the Crew and part-time Admiral (see the duties under Life Aboard) should have my own special place to add a few thoughts from the standpoint of a non-boater.  So this is it.  From time to time I'll add a few notes and I'll tell my non-boater friends where they can find these unique insights into the trip and life with a boater.  For others of you who might stumble on this section of the blog, I hope you'll find it a fun side bar.  As the Captain would say...see you on the water!






Crew’s Log 6/22/2012
The first time the Captain took me to the lake for a weekend he paid someone to clean the boat.  We took the Pig out, rode the jet ski and in general, enjoyed a classic “weekend at the lake”.  On subsequent trips, we did our own boat cleaning…I know what you’re thinking…the honeymoon, so to speak, was over.  There may be some truth to that, first impressions and all, but the bigger truth is this:  Captain Frank enjoys washing the boat as much as he loves to drive it. 
I’m not sure this is the same with all boat owners but I know it’s true for Frank.  He relaxes the minute he gets in the car to head for the lake and his mood improves directly in relation to the distance to the boat.  He really doesn’t care if he’s fixing something, cleaning something, sitting on the dock, or actually taking the boat out.  It doesn’t really matter if it’s raining or the sun is shining (as long as it’s warm).  If he’s at the boat, it’s a good day. 
At first I didn’t really understand this business of going to the boat but not necessarily going for a boat ride.  But then I started thinking of my kayaking days.  There was a similar phenomenon during those trips.  Sometimes we’d sit at camp most of the morning while there was a lively discussion about which river we should run or which section of the river would be best that day.  We’d drink coffee and the guys would talk.  Might get on the river for a couple of hours and then back to the camp site for some good food and drink, some guitar playing, watching the fire and conversation.  So, I guess boating is boating on whatever scale.  There’s less cleaning with kayaks and there’s a campfire but mostly it’s all about being close to the water and relaxing with folks you care about.  Seems like a good gig, huh?  You just have to understand the term “boating”! 

See you on the water...or at least on the boat...cleaning...fixing...etc.



Crew's Log 8/22/2012


"Experienced" is a Relative Term

We’ve been on the river 12 days now.  It’s been a learning experience in all kinds of ways, especially for a novice like me.  Even though I had boated the Lake of the Ozarks with Frank, the river system with its barge traffic and locks, and docking as a transient at different marinas was all new to me.  So, twelve days in, I think I’m starting to get the hang of this. 

I’ve learned to use the Garmin in at least a cursory fashion and I can drive the boat in a relatively direct line on the open water following the boating channel or the auto guidance. (More involved than it might sound)  I haven’t done anything fancy like docking it, of course, and if the river traffic gets too complicated, I’m pretty quick to hand over the controls.  I have mastered turning on and off the power systems and firing up the generator when we need it.  I’m even starting to catch on to some of the boat lingo although I leave most of the direct radio communication to the Captain. 

One of the more stressful challenges for me is working the lines; known as ropes when one is on dry land.  Frank is very good at handling the boat and when the wind isn’t blowing too badly, he can make the Pig do pretty much anything he wants. Even with that though, there doesn’t seem to be anything routine about docking or tying off in a lock. Each time is different and I haven’t figured out how to anticipate what I need to do.  And even when I know what to do, execution is another thing.  As any card carrying control freak will tell you, this feels a little too loose.  I’m sure I’ll get there and we have indeed had some successes but I’m not feeling very “experienced” yet in this department.

Once free from the marina, the river holds many treats.  The scenery on the Tennessee has been beautiful as we cruise along at a leisurely 8 mi/hour pace. I’ve taken lots of pictures but it’s hard to capture the beauty of the river and the changing landscape. We have enjoyed some terrific weather and I have even sunbathed on the bow a couple of days.  Mostly I stay on the fly bridge and read when I’m not running errands for the Captain or filling in at the wheel. 

I’m becoming a hat person.  I have never worn hats much but find myself in a baseball type cap a lot of the time now.  There are a couple of reasons for this.  My hair isn’t long enough for a ponytail but it is long enough to blow in my face a good deal of the time.  The hat keeps my hair out of my face.  Probably the more important reason though has to do with appearances.  I can’t figure out a good time to wash my hair. 

When we’re going to be on the river all day, it doesn’t seem to make sense to shower and wash my hair in the morning.  I always shower at night before going to bed but this seems like a silly time to wash my hair when it will take a while to dry and the style won’t hold overnight anyway; quite the dilemma.  I haven’t figured out an adequate solution yet but kind of go back and forth between letting it go and taking two showers a day.  The hat is a handy alternative. 

A word about the locks.  We’ve done four so far and have more to come in the next few days. We watched a safety video about the locks before we did the first one.  The problem is the video didn’t actually cover the part where the captain brings the boat in to the lock and the crew gets a rope over the floating bit and ties the boat up close to the lock wall.  If you have read the main blog entries you know that our first attempt was a debacle and, I’m sure, the story the lockmaster took home to his family that night.  We made lots of adjustments following that learning experience and in the next three locks we looked really good.  I’m still pretty intimidated by them but by the time we get to Mobile in a couple of months I will at least be able to say I’m experienced.  Whether the experience is generally good or bad remains to be seen.   

The Pig, with all her umbilical cords hooked up
A friend asked me the other day if I am having fun.  I’ve given that question some thought.  Boating isn’t what I would call easy.  Once we get tied off we usually spend about 30 – 45 minutes getting the water hooked up, the power lines attached, the stairs down, the mooring cover on and the boat generally settled for the night.  The next morning the process is reversed and everything has to be stowed before heading out.  I usually spend another 10 – 15 minutes once underway making sure the ropes are all rolled and all the fenders are out of the water and secured.  Like any land vacation the course needs to be plotted and plans for the following night are tentatively arranged.  We probably spend a little more time thinking about the weather than land travelers do as it make a big difference on the water. 

Any number of things can go wrong and have, so there has to be a certain amount of time allocated for fixes.  That’s generally more a challenge for Captain Frank than for me but as a trusty crewmember I’m usually involved holding flashlights or running after tools, etc. 

So, I guess my initial answer is that so far the trip has been fun.  It’s been fun in the same way as the half marathon I ran a couple of years ago and the 100 mile bike ride I did in one day many years ago…and yes, maybe even like raising children.  It’s challenging and there is a feeling of accomplishment.  There are also moments that are special in unexpected ways that will be tremendous memories when it’s all said and done. 

See you on the water




Crew’s Log 10/7/12

Webster’s dictionary defines an adventure as follows: an undertaking usually involving danger and unknown risks.  Our “unknown risks” lately really haven’t involved a lot of danger but there has been a certain amount of stress. 

As you may know from the primary blog entries we’ve been sort of hung up at Aqua Harbor.  We had intended to stay three or four days and then head on down the river.  We’ve had two false starts now and it’s been 13 days since we arrived here.   
The first delay was weather related and we managed to get through those days pretty well.  Frank had a few projects around the boat.  I cleaned out drawers and did laundry.  So we managed to stay busy with a day marked on the calendar when we thought the weather would break and we’d be on our way.  Then we hit the bigger snag.  All ready to cast off and the port engine had a problem.  The mechanic thought he could have us up and running the following afternoon so we again had a tentative start date.  Instead, parts weren’t available so we got backed up another two days.  He got the carburetor back on Friday and we were ready to rock and roll. 

Even though the weather wasn’t great yesterday morning The Captain and I both had “GO” written all over us.  Unfortunately, within an hour of leaving the dock we knew we still had a problem with the port engine.  The temptation to keep going and hope for the best was pretty strong but prudence won out.  We knew we had at least two or three days before we would be at another marina with a mechanic available, and the idea of breaking down on the Ten-Tom, with multiple locks and few places to stop, wasn’t very pleasant.  We turned around and headed back to Aqua more than a little frustrated.  The mechanic would be available Monday. This was Saturday. 

The marina at Aqua Harbor is nice and we have had a courtesy car available for short trips.  We’ve used it several times and even found a Sonic in Savannah, TN, a definite plus from my perspective.  But the bottom line is there really isn’t much to do.  I like to walk and have spent some time doing that, but there isn’t much of any where to go.  I love to read and spent time doing that too.  We’ve cleaned about everything there is to clean and Frank’s done several little repairs, some of which involved stuff for me to do.  So, now I’m bored. 

No one has ever complemented me on my patience unless they were being facetious.  Frank has often remarked about my inability to relax.  I’m really trying to do both and keep my eye on the ball, so to speak.  We knew there would be snags in the plan, that’s what makes it an adventure.  Intellectually I know all the “bright side” stuff. We’re safe and we have a plan to get the engine fixed.  How long that will take and what it will entail remains to be seen tomorrow.  Until then, I think I’ll make a pie, read another book and go for a walk…and keep smiling.   


See you on the water



Crew's Log 12/5/12

Shipwrecked.  That’s the term I have started using to describe our seemingly endless string of repairs.  Ok, shipwrecked might be a little dramatic.  We aren’t in the middle of the ocean with sharks bumping us in the water, and we haven’t been on a deserted island with cannibals and no internet.  We just haven’t been moving much. 

We were very excited when we left Columbus and headed into that last section of the Tenn-Tom.  We had 5 beautiful days on the river.  The dead times in Aqua Harbor and Columbus were behind us and we felt like we were on our way again!  Unfortunately, that feeling didn’t last long.  We cruised in to Mobile Bay the afternoon before Thanksgiving.  After all the delays it was awesome…until the starboard engine quit about three miles from Dog River Marina, our next port. 

The Captain had already arranged for someone to look at the engine but it was going to have to wait till Monday.  No mechanic services available over the holiday weekend.  Boat mechanics should have a holiday too, you know.  So, figuring we’d need one day for diagnostics and a couple of days for fixes we marked Thursday 11/29/12 as our possible departure date.  As it turned out, that has been extended a couple of times now and the total is now going to be over two weeks.

Each time we’ve been shipwrecked we talk about me making a trip home rather than waiting out the repairs on the boat.  The problem is we never know how long we are going to be stalled.  We get a date in our minds and then we have to regroup.  A couple of times we have literally unhooked and thought we were on the way. That’s the hardest part.  If you were really shipwrecked you would know you weren’t going anywhere.  It’s like we have this brass ring dangling out there in front of us that we just can’t quite seem to reach.  At least we have learned not to take the smooth sailing days for granted. 

We boated 12 great days in August and another 12 in all the months since then.  It’s not all repairs.  I’ve made a couple of trips home but I can tell you this is not the average we had in mind.  The repairs have not been frivolous, they have been show stoppers at least and/or dangerous.  The Captain has made good decisions and we’re doing the best we can.  The Pig was used to weekend cruises in the summer time.  This time of year she could count on being winterized and having a nice long rest.  She obviously has her own ideas about what it takes to be a working boat again. 

Christmas is looming and I’m anxious to get home in time to join in some of the anticipatory activities.  The tightening calendar is adding some conflict for me.  The Captain and I would both feel better if we could make the gulf crossing before Christmas but it’s impossible to tell if we’ll have a good weather window in the timeframe we need.  I don’t have airline reservations yet. Not only do we not have a firm date but we’re not even sure what city from which to make the trip. If people who are shipwrecked feel out of control, then maybe it is the right word. 

So, I’m taking a deep breath and trying to keep in mind this whole trip is a special life experience.  Last Thursday night a bunch of folks doing the loop, who are currently here on Dog River, got together for dinner, drinks and good conversation.  I was surprised by how many of them are here for an extended stay due to boat repairs.   It’s just a part of the process and it didn’t seem to be dampening anyone’s spirits. I did learn a new nautical term that’s worse than being shipwrecked in the water.  It’s called being “on the hard”.  Yea, it means the boat is out of the water up on blocks, and just in general, that’s never good. 

Then Saturday night we all watched the Dog River Christmas parade.  Sail boats, power boats, big boats and little boats were all decorated with lights and cruised this section of the river playing Christmas music and throwing candy and Mardi Gras style beads.  I couldn’t have seen that at home!

The Captain and I have managed not to get too testy with each other, although we have had our moments.  We’ve enjoyed site seeing along the Gulf since we were wise enough to have a rental car for the first week we were here.  We've traveled west through the Mississippi Gulf Coast to New Orleans and walked in the sand and surf in Gulf Shores.  Another great way to enjoy the water.  

The people here at Dog River Marina have been terrific and in just a few days (do I dare say it?) the Pig will catch her breath and we’ll be on our way.  We’ll leave the dock having made some new friends and eaten some great seafood.   And one of these days we’ll laugh about all of this and remember it as part of our great adventure.

See you on the water